当表白遇上【那个女孩出去开房去了】一万点暴击

记得大学时，一哥们在女生宿舍楼下面弹吉他跟一女生表白， 结果弹了半天 那女生室友下来给他说 那个女孩出去开房去了.... 旁边鼓掌叫好的顿时死一般地寂静。

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